Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have aggressive nipples.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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