oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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