btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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