I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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