Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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