I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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