so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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