Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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