I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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