Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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