I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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