He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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