he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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