: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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