Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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