do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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