How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
