We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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