I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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