how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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