So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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