is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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