Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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