Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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