chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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