I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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