i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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