Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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