after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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