Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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