what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
4 words: hood of his car
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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