Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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