nut hugger
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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