i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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