so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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