Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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