you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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