he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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