PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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