That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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