would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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