You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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