Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
What a dumb baby whore.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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