Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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