butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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