I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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