Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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