I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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