Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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