Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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