I'm gonna have a badass scar
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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