We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
