Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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