Girls should come with a carfax report
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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