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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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