I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.