Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.