I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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