the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Success! We fucked roommates!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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