Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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