I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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