So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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